John Ghost's Weekly Press Conference

John Ghost's weekly press confererence refers to the press conference held by John Ghost every Sunday night at 8:00 PM in the Poop School Press Room. While attendance figures wax and wane, representantives from the Poop School Gazette, Poop Academy Chronicle, Poop Island Sentinel , and the New Yorker attend each week.

Outlandish statements made by John Ghost
"Things are not all as they seem among the Tucker Sultanate" - repeated every week. EVERY FUCKING WEEK.

Doesn't such obvious foreshadowing make for bad copy?
Yes.

Wasn't that answer kind of flip?
Look, you could literally be on any other wiki right now. If you've got a problem with the tone, perhaps you'd be more interested in the page for Steven Spielberg's next big hit, War Horse.

I always thought that movie was called "War Whores"
No you didn't.

Did too!
Would you just stop?

I'm telling Ma
Do it, I dare you

MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
This is outer space. No one can hear you scream.