26 Dicks

"26 Dicks" is the morning prayer chant at Poop School. It is chanted each morning at 6:26 AM for 26 minutes.

Creation
"26 Dicks" was written and composed by Poop Bryan Tucker, the founder and first Sultan of Poop School. Little is known about Tucker motivation in composing the chant, though in his diaries he mentions that the chant was intended as the first part of an epic 26-chant suite.

Lyrics
26 dicks, 26 dicks

26 dicks in a standard box of dicks

(repeat)