26 Venerated Martyrs

The 26 Venerated Martyrs are a historical group of 26 people whose tragic deaths since the 18th century helped to create, protect, or improve Poop School. The oldest of the martyrs was Benny Tucker-Bronson, born in 1718, although the first martyr to be officially canonized by a Poop Dean and recognized by the Poop School Jesuits was Cedric Tucker-Bronson. Most of the martyrs were victims of foul play, although some merely died in unfortunate manners.

Canonization Process
The acting Poop Dean at Poop School possesses the unilateral power to declare a new martyr; however, given the Poop School veneration of the number 26, no new martyrs have been canonized since 1901 for fear of disrupting the balance of 26. The acting Poop Dean also possesses the unilateral power to de-canonize a martyr, although this has only occurred once, in 1881, when the deeply-religious Poop Horatio Tucker controversially de-canonized the "mother of the sultanate", Martha Tucker, for her late-life converstion to Protestantism, although Tucker was re-canonized the following year by Poop Horatio Tucker.

The 26 Martyrs
1. Cedric Tucker-Bronson (1741-1748), slain by Ron Muldoon, canonized 1833 by Poop Bryan Tucker.

2. Benny Tucker-Bronson (1718-1772), slain by his illegitimate son Reginald Ronald S. Tucker, canonized in 1833 by Poop Bryan Tucker.

3. Martha Tucker (1720-1802), slain by her son, grandson, and rumored lover Poop Bertram Tucker, canonized in 1833 by Poop Bryan Tucker.