Poop Bertram Tucker

Poop Bertram Tucker (1775-?) was the second son of Reginald Ronald S. Tucker and Martha Tucker. He is the younger brother of Poop School founder Poop Bryan Tucker and is presumed to have been the murderer of Martha Tucker.

Early Life
Poop Bertram Tucker was born in 1775 in Riverrun, South Carolina, at the Tucker Ancestral Palace. He, like his brother Poop Bryan, was the product of the incestuous relationship between Martha Tucker and her own son, Reginald. Poop Bertram was a deeply religious young man, and in thelate 1790s he became a Jesuit Priest. Throughout his life he displayed a deep affection for his mother, Martha Tucker, and it was rumored that they shared a physical relationship, although the lack of conclusive evidence makes this a Tucker Family Myth.

The Death of Martha
In 1802, Martha Tucker was found dead one morning in the Tucker Ancestral Palace, appearing to have been clubbed to death with her treasured Club of Muldoon. It was simultaneously discovered the Poop Bertram Tucker had fled the palace with his belongings (as well as the Club of Muldoon) some time in the night prior. Martha had only days prior announced her conversion from Catholicism to Protestantism, and this was believed to have enraged Poop Bertram to the point that he was widely presumed to have been her killer, although no witnesses or physical evidence was produced.

Later Life
Almost nothing is known of Poop Bertram's life after he fled Riverrun. Poop School Scholars generally believe that he fled to Europe, where matricide and relgious murder and better-tolerated. It is unclear where he died, or when, or what happened to the infamous Club of Muldoon.

Legacy
Poop Bertram Tucker remains a controversial figure in Poop School History. Although he is widely admired for his commitment to his Jesuit religion, his murder of Martha Tucker is generally frowned upon. He has been mentioned occasionally in the past as a candidate for canonization as one of the 26 Venerated Martyrs, but his candidacy at this time is considered to be improbable.